How can you summarise arguably the worst 'song' ever created by mankind? I guess I just did...
It’s the 5th May, the sun outside is shining and I woke up in a bloody good mood. Birds were chirping merrily in the trees and my housemate was cooking bacon for us all – what a start to the day!
Then things changed. And by change I mean the kind of drastic change that leaves people shellshocked and rocking in the corner. I decided it would be great idea to listen to Kylie Jenner’s attempt at making a mark on the music industry that we all love and adore so dearly. My lord, what a mistake that was.
Here are just a few words to describe how “good” this so-called ‘Beautiful Day’ track is: atrocious, dire, horrifying, horrendous, ghastly, offensive, appalling, dreadful, and monstrous, but no word sums it up better than this one – shit. I would rather gouge my own eyes out than have to listen to this abomination ever again. Actually no, I’ll go one step further and say that I would rather gouge my own eyes out than let any of YOU ever listen to this steaming pile of cow dung.
Because The Edge’s guidelines state that I must give any track I review a star rating, it means that the minimum I’m allowed to ‘reward’ this is one star. It doesn’t deserve that, not by any stretch of the imagination. If there was a negative rating system, I would be well up for using it here. I would go into the finer details of how the track is constructed and the methods used to produce it, but if I am brutally honest with you here, dear reader, I can’t bring myself to listen to it again.
It is no longer a beautiful day.
Burberry Perry (ft. Lil Yachty, Kylie Jenner, Justine Skye, Jordyn Woods) – ‘Beautiful Day’ can be streamed below via SoundCloud.